Thursday, May 31, 2007

Gas water

In an old post of mine, I've mention about ideas about soda without explanation. I'd better have it write down before my brain finally malfunction, which is also a function of it.

Coca Cola, known to be the geek, nerd version of grende size non fat iced milk-less latte with extra foam and brown sugar. I enjoy drinking it and never get bored, especially those fresh mix ones from fountain.

When I was a kid, a school field trip to Coca Cola factory is an amazing experience. The most impressive part is that there is a historic gallery, a theater and manufacturing floor observing bridge with designated guide introducing Coca Cola to us. This made it my primarily preference on both choice and the brand, the greater complexity over taste is also important.

My drinking habit is funny that I shake it and open it slightly to drain much co2 out and add water for canned ones. With basic knowledge about the code on the pulling ring, I pick on them whenever I can as long as they are original formula. I don't know if it is myself getting old, I prefer it less sweet by the taste with smoother and crispier sizzling, bit too sparkle for me with those I got. I wonder if I can get those different ones out of the scope on the pull ring for the market I am in. Anyways yoyos and school field trips are part of my life.


Yoyo Master






Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Tired with boredom

May be I am just avoid to start getting old and boring. If I must be entertained by joking then please do it, don't keep it. I am a really conservative being I enjoying the excitement everywhere like the beauty of natural in farmland with straw man comply with my empty mind, I suppose. As a business type person, bursting the stress balloon is always a no no to me.

Another point, every single hints are special feeling at leading to a spectacular experience times the strength of indication. After calculation, chances of partying like kiddo in this real world is a self destroying path, let alone the possibility of hurting others, are less beneficial then working 6 months as a waiter for the incomparable portion valuable time that is wasted.

I didn't fall for the first rave try, second personal relationship try and third career breaking try, why would I fall any future scale up try with obvious enhancement, and I am still an underdog. Its a sorrow art for self victimization, best try I had is 20 years old of all three, family, relationship, career, lines crashed all together and crash again each on its own till 24, a surviving miracle.
Trying my luck while risking my I-9 form leave no valid reason for my follow up ranting after my devotion.

I have to admit that everything seems real enough to get me amused, if I have took more time to actually comprehend to the psychological path that I've been through and what my delusion(researching for hard"core challenge") during that period, then I can realized why my things look like a circuit in an insulting way. Thus wasted the urgent alternative channel deal without a suitable contact handle and the possible regular volume recurring deal that have overestimated its profitability are valuable lesson I learned. All I wanted is to do business and make money, I just avoid unnecessary things sideways and leave those who don't. Needless to say the season canyon tanking for sales measured by performance.

With a 200+ meter distance, bullets arrived before the sound of firing, adding the angle of how bullets penetrate, no one could avoid a snipe , but investigation afterward are inevitable. Since prevention is useless, why would anyone be afraid of it?

By the way, chances of myself being strike by a thunder storm have higher possibilities then those irrational things, but still I hold on to a metal umbrella outdoor during storm. Actuary? I am just a regular human with a normal forward going mind, without shame to cry a river for nursery.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Garage nubba

With the limited space I have in my garage, I have to park rear in first. This configuration have enabled some weird habit of mine.

Whenever I went home in the late night, I will stay in the car after the garage door closed to enjoy and take advantages of the total darkness and silence. It created such a perfect environment for my mind to glide through ideas and thoughts I have but without time to think in other times.

My defect sound in my ear provides a steady rhythm already, my mind can go in and out the thinking state as I liked, normally I can only get into that state for things I am interested in even with eyes open. The lack of visual and audio is needed for matters that my laziness kept me from thinking. My new discovery is that I need some audio stimulation now like tapping a few on the steering wheel in order to let the sound in my ear to override others for me to enter that state.

When I was small, I consider my ear defect annoying since I always ended up in that thinking state instead of falling asleep. But sleep is something that I hated since it have given me so much disadvantage.

Waking up is another thing that I have trouble. I could have a clamp on both leg and I couldn't wake myself up to unclamp it, sometimes I can wake after a few tries, but most of the time I have to wait in my dream hoping I can be awake soon. Worst I have been is that the long clamp made me almost unable to walk the next day.

26 years of failing to fix it so made me consider napping and rest with eyes closed that best way I can have for resting. Its funny that sometimes caffine gives me better sleep sigh.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

My handicapped Free Will(less)

I found out that without TV, the level of incompetent that I became is of no way will ever be able to qualify. From now on, I should force more TV jam into my mind. Indeed my memory filter suppose to be able to catch those signal, however the obesity of the policy set in my brain class those packet to mangle quite often.

With my handicapped brain, the circuitry that route those signal in have a serious problem of phrase shifting to the nearby drain. I am thinking of ways to improve the reception of TV program packet, but I sucks and this is way too hard for me. Hopefully it could be fixed soon.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Whatever you want it to be

Here I confess, I am a political fugitive, my real name is Richard Poser Campel. Another identity of myself is a double double spy work on both side for The Intuitive Milkyway Plantation Organization Longitude Intravertical Trivial Enlargemental LTD.
Office is located at space barrier of X 446834834.4851,Y 864337418196.1863,Z 7314489413.3988 annex to X 54186433.4167,Y 671663917.1814,Z 8164891968.5351

I am writing with the very last bit of my life energy while endangering the entire planet's air supply. And under the violation of Chapter 45962376076, Part 689530748620, Title 0769257.59627, Revition 626.909.323.213.818.562.714.310.951.760 of Fondianavian Shangan Galatical Meshimaro Humpidumti Ligopool Treaty cited and hinted "Silence is golden. The following preview is not rated. Popcorn, soda, hotdog and ice cream are on sale. Please stand behind the yellow line. Rock the goat. GL & HF." and not cited and hinted in parallel. I judge my own choice, la vita รจ bella is my philosophy.

Let S = Science is only illusion of a matter's reading of another matter. P = Perception is another matter's reading of other another matter. While S^n + P^n = c^n and |n < 2| Basically its an solved unsolved mystery, my solution as of 15th May, 2007 14:50 pst sitting on my bed in my room at my own computer with my keyboard alongside my illusion is: c = (constant of light/chaos theory/cum), thus without significant figure.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Fruit abuse

Welcome to 1st millennium sarcastic fruit abuse contest! Let's run down our contestant weehaa!


#1 Morning Kiss Crisis

Couple 1/2: Honey muffin, you be my breakfast.
Couple 2/2: Sweet dear you're......wait......omg......(Heart Monitor:beeeeeeeeeeep......)
Couple 1/2: (crying) I shouldn't have garlic and sardine last night.......

Doesn't get it? Mint or gum still factor your coolness. Those who does, watermelon is your friend. By reducing the risk of losing the already mere interest due to running back and forth from the loving comforter to the chilling faucet. Save your brush and mouth wash afterward, their freshness works good in office. Few cubic inches of diced watermelon is good enough and sweet also, try it together, glass of water to prevent sticky. A multi purpose breeze that rejuvenate.


#2 Chillie Gas Chamber

Couple 2/2: Honey, have you eat the leftover Cauliflower and chillie, its not in the fridge.
Couple 1/2: .......(Heart Monitor:beeeeeeeeeeeeep......)

Save the skin of the watermelon, scrape it down until no red melon meat is left. Just leave it on top of the veggie box, the haunting sardine will disappear. Don't warp, it will adjust the humid as humidifier and air dryer.


#3 Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone

Banana skin is good for shoes, only when it is applied on top as a shoe shine. However the most effective mistaken common use is to applied on the bottom side.


#4 iDentist

Half day of work is long enough creating a new physical layer of plague to etch your teeth, lithography is not recommended for its more like waffle then walfer. Every byte of apple could well defluxing your FCPGA(Food Chewing Plus Grinding Array)


#5 Fruit fall

Because of Newton and the apple that land on his head, big influence in science. In Asia, scientists that could have discover gravity like Newton discover religion instead when fruit lands on them. Reason: Dorian, coconut also applies.

Friday, May 4, 2007

My Blog

Only 1 jot through my 2-26 to 3-26 jog.  As my life is back to normal like a hobo. Peace out.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

EnginTalor

Engineering was once my planned goal, but reality have teach me another story and made engineering to become my hobby. Sales is my profession, with the help of my hobby, brillant ideas that are practicle and most important, able to make money, are being produced.

With my past experince in different industries, huge amount of ideas can easily be generated automatically when I see anything due to the short circuit nature of my mind, basically they all cross connect incorrectly. I pick up useful ideas from the idea pool in my mind by measuring the value in accordence to my profession.

Take the design I was trying to enter IDF with for example, The seed was the firewall I worked with adding the once upcomming trend of gaming PC few years ago, about the beginning of the northwood era. I combined most solution I though of about the problems that was famous in that period to give me the first version of design in my mind. But my sense as a sales told me gamers market is not what I wanted, more design were forked out to comply with what I think could make better money. My hobby act as an important agent over what can be achieved and how, at lease I won't think of somthing impossible or too expensive to make.

Due-dilligent, my research from different data/financial reports of different institude, idc/snapfish/10K etc, is how and where my wild "guess" of trend and sales direction should be along cross referencing with different industries. With the amount of intelligence needed for such and the ability to generate thought afterwards, it is not really a concern to disclose them since they are somewhat open data. By adjust or alter some elements of the design give me great solutions.

My profession hunt for market and opportunity to sell before I quest for product, my hobby kick-in only if I couldn't get the right one. Profession cost $$ and hobby don't.