Monday, May 14, 2007

Fruit abuse

Welcome to 1st millennium sarcastic fruit abuse contest! Let's run down our contestant weehaa!


#1 Morning Kiss Crisis

Couple 1/2: Honey muffin, you be my breakfast.
Couple 2/2: Sweet dear you're......wait......omg......(Heart Monitor:beeeeeeeeeeep......)
Couple 1/2: (crying) I shouldn't have garlic and sardine last night.......

Doesn't get it? Mint or gum still factor your coolness. Those who does, watermelon is your friend. By reducing the risk of losing the already mere interest due to running back and forth from the loving comforter to the chilling faucet. Save your brush and mouth wash afterward, their freshness works good in office. Few cubic inches of diced watermelon is good enough and sweet also, try it together, glass of water to prevent sticky. A multi purpose breeze that rejuvenate.


#2 Chillie Gas Chamber

Couple 2/2: Honey, have you eat the leftover Cauliflower and chillie, its not in the fridge.
Couple 1/2: .......(Heart Monitor:beeeeeeeeeeeeep......)

Save the skin of the watermelon, scrape it down until no red melon meat is left. Just leave it on top of the veggie box, the haunting sardine will disappear. Don't warp, it will adjust the humid as humidifier and air dryer.


#3 Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Banana Phone

Banana skin is good for shoes, only when it is applied on top as a shoe shine. However the most effective mistaken common use is to applied on the bottom side.


#4 iDentist

Half day of work is long enough creating a new physical layer of plague to etch your teeth, lithography is not recommended for its more like waffle then walfer. Every byte of apple could well defluxing your FCPGA(Food Chewing Plus Grinding Array)


#5 Fruit fall

Because of Newton and the apple that land on his head, big influence in science. In Asia, scientists that could have discover gravity like Newton discover religion instead when fruit lands on them. Reason: Dorian, coconut also applies.

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